6 Tips for Better Car Sex

Backseat, windows up, that’s the way I like to…

It turns out car sex isn’t just for horny teens with no place to bone besides the back of a CVS parking lot. It’s for grown-ass men, women, and nonbinary babes, too.

Car sex is really important globally because a lot of people don’t have their own private space to have sex, so the car will be the obvious go-to. So, if that’s your space, mastering the location so that it works for you is important.

Car sex can be arousing simply because it’s fresh and different, but also because it adds an element of risk.

Tip 1: Do it in the backseat.

Sometimes, knowing what not to do is as important as knowing what to do. For example, Glenn, 28, learned you shouldn’t have sex in the front seat of a church parking lot because you may hit the horn, and the entire congregation will hear.

From that mortifying experience, we know we should not have sex in the driver’s seat, since there is a likelihood of hitting the horn, and it might not be a tiny toot. If you’re adjusting, you may accidentally hold down the horn for a solid, three Mississippis.

Tip 2: Fold the backseats down and move the front seats up as far as possible.

The vast majority of cars made in the past two decades can fold the backseats down. The manufacturers did this on purpose. They want you to bone in the back. If you happen to be in a sex-negative car, which can’t pop the backseats down, at least move the driver’s and passenger’s seat up as far as they can go.

Tip 3: Missionary is your best friend.

Car sex is like Tetris, only instead of digital blocks you have limbs, and the rows are cleared only once you and your partner orgasm. You need to conserve space when boning in a car, and the best way to do this is through intimate, skin-to-skin sex. That’s why missionary position is ideal for car sex and certain positions—like reverse-cowgirl or the centrifugal clown spoon—are a no-go.

Tip 4: Use your clothing as comfort and support.

Use your clothing as pillows, so your head doesn’t bang against the car door. I’m going to go ahead and take it one step further.

Tip 5: Tint your windows.

Are you getting busy in the car once in a blue moon or does it double as your second bedroom? If your car is the main place where you make sweet, tender love, then you should invest in some tinted windows. I used to suck the dick of a semi-famous rapper in the parking garage of my job. She was able to do this because the SFR had tinted car windows.

Tip 6: Do doggy-style with the door open.

I’m not sure if this qualifies as sex in the car since only one partner is in while the other has his pants at his ankles with a full-moon out for all passersby to see. Suggests doing doggy-style in the backseat with the door open. It’s great because you can see if any other cars are coming while you’re doing the deed.